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Post by kaisser on Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:21 pm

Here you can share your fav funny sms. Rockon

Thought of the day:
if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!


Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Where r u? what r u doing?
R u busy? How much busy?
Ltl or more?
If ltl, Y dont u call me?
If more busy, then who asked u 2 read this?
Dont smile, call me immediately.


Hard Disk Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER.RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her?

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!



No message for u today.sorry!

don?t waste time no message

oh no!
still waiting?

I said:
NO MESSAGE

OUFF! OK OK

I miss u !





So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! Starwars duel


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by TOPMANNER1 on Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:50 pm

Oh yeah you have some hilarious sms in there.I don't have any sms though.SmileGood or Thumbs up


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:46 pm

@TOPMAN
thank you and it is ok..when you found some then you can add them Good or Thumbs up Rockon


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:15 am

1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?


Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it?s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ?.
I?m playing cards and
we?ve misplaced the JOKER.

Humans fall in love that?s true
Cows eat grass that?s Ok
But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads
That?s incredible
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-
-
-
-
Still pressing that?s unbelievable


Despite the Old saying ?Dont Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed? Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.


Do you know the meaning of these things:
1.Girlfriend
2.Lover
3.Wife
4.EX Girlfriend

Very simple:
1:Prepaid
2:Postpaid
3:Lifetime
4:Missed Call


He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.




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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:00 pm

Abbreviations for our degrees:

B.A ?- BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

B.E ?- BEAUTIFUL EYES

B.Sc ? BEAUTIFUL STRUCTURE

B.L ?- BEAUTIFUL LIPS

M.B.A ? MARRIED BUT AVAILABLE



Hee hee hee!


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:06 pm

Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
Hee hee hee!


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:08 pm

Who?s hot... Its U,
Who?s
Charming... Its U,
Who?s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who?s
Intelligent... Its U,
Who?s dear & near friend... Its U
Who?s a liar.. Its me
Devil Hee hee hee!


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by fireflies on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:15 pm

Awesome messages lol Good or Thumbs up
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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:31 pm

@admin

Thank You Hee hee hee!


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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by honey42 on Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:03 pm

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Re: Hilarious sms

Post by kaisser on Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:19 pm

@honey42

thanxs hun Hee hee hee!


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